Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Ghettoness of the Week Part II

For some reason I can't help but be envious of the jello mold.....

Ghettoness of the week (LOL!).....


Dave Chapelle

This is the funniest dude on planet Earth, no questions asked.
Damn Dave, I miss your show so much. You be funny, funny, funny!
I'm rich bitch!!!


Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Argh!

I had my last cigarette 6 days ago. I'm feeling like poop and I want to light up an entire pack and smoke it all at once, just like the guy in the above picture. But I'm not....I'm gonna stick with this and hang in there.

I'm miserable. Smoking sucks!!!!

Thursday, February 4, 2010

No shame in his game...

For those of you that don't follow politics, this is Rod Blagojevich, the ousted governor of Illinois. He is charged with many things, including 'pay to play' tactics and also trying to sell Barack Obama's senate seat to the highest bidder (for realz). He is a disgrace to our state.



It was announced this week that he was going to be a contestant on the next installment of Celebrity Apprentice (he tried to whore himself out on I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here, but his probation at the time forbidded him to leave the country so he sent his lovely wife Patty to appear in his place).



I hope this loser gets voted off the first week. He doesn't deserve a DIME of the prize money.



Hey Rod, maybe you'll tell all the other celebrities how you THREATENED TO WITHHOLD MONIES TO CHILDREN'S MEMORIAL HOSPITAL unless they donated to your campaign. Better yet, maybe you can try to explain that to all the sick children's parents.



You my friend are a bottom feeder. I hope you get major time during sentencing and they treat you like the bitch you are in prison.



Have a nice day.